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Little Johnny on the bus

Little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
Little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

Little Johnny replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

Little Johnny said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

Little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards
instead of your collar."

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Comment by Dustin Canestorp on August 2, 2010 at 10:20pm: Such blasphemy is going to require you to drink one pint of any craft-beer of your choice for atonement! But don't feel to bad as it made me laugh.

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